Satire and Farce

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Entire Holy City arrested for presence of bell towers

In coordination with the recent crackdown on bomb-resembling clocks in Texas, the Charleston County Police Department has put the entire Charleston peninsula under arrest for its egregious, blatant display of time-telling bell towers and church steeples. The city-wide move was made after an anonymous caller complained of potential terrorist activity in the Charleston skyline, citing fear…

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Bill Murray confirmed as manifestation of Aslan

After a thorough investigation, the National Bureau for Literary Research confirmed that Bill Murray is a real-life manifestation of Aslan, the mythological God figure of the beloved children’s books by English author C.S. Lewis. Ever since his first appearance on the wildly popular “Saturday Night Live” following Chevy Chase’s transition to feature films, he has become a worldwide,…

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