Shannon “Snooks” Lucas is not your everyday C of C princess. Born and raised a Northerner in Strong Island, N.Y. (Oceanside to be exact), she likes to think she brings a new flavor to a very different Southern lifestyle.
Referred to as “Snooks” by many friends, Lucas excels in life categories that many others don’t. Her major here at the College will probably be something involving business, with a definite minor in fist pumping. Snooks stands an elegant 5 feet 8 inches, and weighs however much you think you can handle.
Lucas likes to get comfortable wherever it may be she lives, and follows a consistent routine that she refers to as GTL: gym, tan, library. One of Shannon’s favorite stories she tells is of the day she was born: her mother says the first thing she did when the doctor pulled her from the womb was throw up two furious fist pumps, which Lucas is still extremely proud of to this day. Snooks credits her older sister Caitlin for helping make her who she has is today.
When it comes to men, Snooks knows exactly what she’s looking for. Her ideal man has huge muscles, dark hair (spiked), and dark skin, preferably orange.
So sorry stick sticklies, you have no chance. For a night out on the town Snooks feels sexiest in her silver shining Bebe dress, hoop earrings, heels, tip nails and to top it off (literally) the poof, which she claims to have invented. Snooks doesn’t just rage, she also has some very helpful features. Her hidden talents include (but are never limited to): back bends, putting on her makeup and starting bar fights. Her favorite hobbies include listening to house music, going to the salon, creepin’, meatheads and Jager bombs.
Snooks is always down to have a good time, but she also likes to stay true to her heart. If she could be anything for Halloween, her ideal costume would be a stripper. If she could be any type of animal she said she would be a puma, because she loves shopping at their store. As a hardworking student here at C of C what Snooks feels
she brings most to the school are more hot juice heads.
Believe it or not, Snooks does have morals, her main one being to get rich or die fist pumpin’. Snooks’ dream in life is to move back to Strong Island, settle down with her perfect Gorilla (a type of Guido), and open her own tanning salon, but until then she’s rocking Charleston: Guidos beware
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